Hi Jay

While I'm saddened by the story of your faithful puter's passing
I'm still hoping the good doctor can in fact restore its life.
I had my share of misery a year ago in history
Not only got a virus, had to pass it to my wife.

Twas a pesky little bugger with the mindset of a mugger
Didn't care what files it ate up in its drive to drive me mad
Even went so far to cut off every access to a shutoff
Not allowing even Norton to send antidotes it had.

Using Yankee ingenooty to restore my puter's beauty
Phoned a friend who knew this duty would take blood, sweat, toil, and tears.
Still he rose to the occasion and with patience and persuasion
Coaxed back all those missing mem'ries of my life in puter years.

Now all things are back to normalcy, the tech was on the ball you see
The puter's up and running so let's hear it for the band
Total virus count was seven, but we're rid of all that leaven
Once again God's in his heaven and all's right in Puter Land.

Hope your puter gets well soon.